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2004-04-02 @ 5:45 p.m.

Here's an email I got from MY PARENTS today....mmmmm yeahh.. DOUBLE DANG!!


What Religion is Your Bra? (please take this all in humour)!!

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to

the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" asked the man. "Yes, there are

4 to choose from" replied the saleslady. "There's the Catholic, the

Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist". Which one would you

prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between

them. The Saleslady responded:

"It is all really quite simple... the Catholic type supports the masses,

the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them

staunch and upright ...and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Bra Sizes - what they really mean!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters

used to define bra sizes?

{A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there.. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD}

Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've

fallen and I can't get up!

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