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Ricky - 2005-02-17 02:01:38
Awesome bones! Your bones rock! And i think there's like 40 slim jim guys just hanging out in my stomach. Apparantly it's the "in" spot for food mascot type freaks.
Malthus - 2005-02-17 07:20:57
O.k...I'm grinning like an idiot over here. I'm sorry to hear about your back problems, but the way you talk about it makes me giggle and makes you seem so damn sexy!
MAK - 2005-02-17 10:55:32
I found some turkey jerkey from back in 1999 during my last x-ray. But I definitely need to get my massages covered by insurance. That would be wicked sweet.
LJ - 2005-02-17 12:13:32
You crack me up!!! (pun intended)
Bill - 2005-02-17 13:13:39
Damn - it must suck to have the packages inside of you like that. I have a friend who had a similar problem a few years ago. It wasn't packaging though... Man, he had a hard time explaining that gerbil to his girlfriend...
CrackBackHole - 2005-02-17 15:54:03
When the doc climbs the turnbuckle WWF-style, thumps on their chest, and jumps on you, make sure you slap the mat to show the crowd how much it hurts.
chickie-legs - 2005-02-17 16:19:33
thanks for the tip Judd, I'll be sure to work that in next time.
Dawn (webmiztris) - 2005-02-17 19:56:28
that Slim-Jim dude is SUPER creepy looking; isn't he?
bethany - 2005-02-18 13:09:31
I am somehow sure that my love handles would still shine through on an x-ray.
mousemilk - 2005-02-19 06:08:04
I have the crackingest back in Christendom. Rilly. But I still don't understand the difference between a chiropractor and an osteopath. Actually, and a mugger.
chadly - 2005-02-19 15:27:47
is it wierd that i think your x-ray is kinda hot?
Ricky - 2005-02-21 19:31:46
Just so you know ...... this is me not saying a word about possible phantom entries ....... ;)
beth - 2005-02-21 19:33:17
it wasn't any good..do you want me to put it back..?? i'm out of ideas dammt lol
Ricky - 2005-02-21 20:36:41
I'm just kiddin ya. In case you havn't noticed, I've been pretty much rambling about stupid stuff in my recent entries cause I ain't got nothing either. Although, I find mini I-pods very interesting.......... ;)
beth - 2005-02-21 20:38:20
see! i told you..i suck.
Ricky - 2005-02-21 21:17:14
You don't suck. Your awesome. You could write about grasshopper spit and I'd be riveted. Seriously. :)

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