Speak to me people:

Mr. Roger - 2004-06-01 22:57:07
I had the same problem when I first moved into the Neighborhood... I suggest you talk to Prince Tuesday if that doesn't work then go directly to King Friday's office... I have trolley if you need a ride...
Mom - 2004-06-02 08:06:23
I think your neighbor is just trying to get your attention. They are probably shy and just want you to come out and say "Hi".Maybe they are looking for the keys to your stoney heart. "Create in me a clean heart and renew a right spirit in me!"
Beth - 2004-06-02 08:50:39
Just when I think you can't get any dorkier mom...
Amy - 2004-06-02 09:13:12
So which is worse: the keys jingling or the birds chirping?
Beth - 2004-06-02 09:29:02
well... the birds because they're in the merning, and the keys are after work. But they're still annoying :)
Brian - 2004-06-02 15:23:55
They need to write down the function of each key on a piece of masking tape wrapped around the head of the key. That's what my mother always did. Perhaps you could leave a pamphlet of helpful key ideas for them under their door.
Beth - 2004-06-02 15:42:35
Maybe I will Brian...and MAYBE I WILL!!
Gravis Zero - 2004-06-03 01:32:07
umm... ok. i understand that if you are standing by the door that yuo would be annoyed but if you have the tv or some music on, i think the keys would be inconsiquencial. the other option is to use blowdarts. they are effective, deadly, and nobody ever sees it coming because come on, who kills someone with a blowdart!?
JuddHole - 2004-06-03 18:04:04
I clicked on your banner and found love. But I'll only love you if you seriously consider the blowdart option. THAT'S a turn-on. And show me your legs. That's right, baby, ALLLLLLLL of 'em. Yeah.

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