12% : newest : archive : profile : book : notes : e-mail

an inez design.
Copyright 2002-2015

Happy Turkey Day

2003-11-27 @

Happy Turkey Day!

I think I am the only one that has noticed the slow decline in the usage of 'thanksgiving day' to 'turkey day'. I think it has a lot to do with the fact that no one is thankful for crap anymore.

And on that note, here are some really really lame Thanksgiving jokes. THAT YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL YOU DIDN'T WRITE. You can thank me later for reading these. Let the hilarity ensue...

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

A: Their AGE

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?

A: Turkey feathers

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes - a building can't jump at all

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

Q: How can you make a turkey float?

A: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected it of fowl play

Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A: The turKEY

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A: Boy! I'm stuffed!

And here are a few pictures for your pleasure. DON'T BUST A GUT..(full of turkey) HA HA HA. Get it? Bust a gut?

previous + next

1 comments so far