2002-10-25 @ 1:44 a.m.
The following are the surprise endings to a lot of my favorite movies. But I am not going to tell you what movie it is.
* He was dead THE WHOLE TIME
* It was all a game, after all
* As it turns out, he doesn't give a damn
* It was his sled
* He's his FATHER
* It was all a dream
* He killed his wife
* He's actually a super-hero
* He is actually his mother
* It's actually the *same woman*
* It's the same dude the whole time
* It was a 'lucid' dream
* It sinks
* He faked it, he's not really retarded
* It's made of people, PEE-PLE!!
If you correctly name all of these movies, you will win a prize by moi.