The following are the surprise endings to a lot of my favorite movies. But I am not going to tell you what movie it is.

* He was dead THE WHOLE TIME

* It was all a game, after all

* As it turns out, he doesn't give a damn

* It was his sled

* He's his FATHER

* It was all a dream

* He killed his wife

* He's actually a super-hero

* He is actually his mother

* It's actually the *same woman*

* It's the same dude the whole time

* It was a 'lucid' dream

* It sinks

* He faked it, he's not really retarded

* It's made of people, PEE-PLE!!

If you correctly name all of these movies, you will win a prize by moi.