Rubber band woman
2004-10-07 @ 11:46 p.m.
Work has been very stressful lately, which isn't really helping the 'mood' as of late. Every now and then I try to amuse myself and (hopefully) others by my 'crazy' antics at work. Being that a big part of my tedious job is to notify employees of recieved packages via email upon arrival. I pretty much say the same thing every time:
You have a package,
Then people get annoyed because they don't even know what a haiku is.
So I tried mad-lib Thursdays:
Dear Sarah, you have a (noun) from (pro-noun). It is on my (adjective) (noun). Please (verb) over here and (verb) it up. It is inside of a (noun).
I have even sculpted a rubber band ball into a teddy bear.
p.s. have a nice Columbus Day weekend! Even though I have to work Monday!