Happy new year and stuff
2003-12-31 @ 5:04 p.m.
Estimated times I will hear "Wow, I can't believe it's 2004! That's so crazy! Seems like just yesterday it was 2001. And that's like the movie, '2001' and like, I remember thinking wow, when it's 2001, I'm gonna be such-and-such years old. And NOW it's 2004! I'm soo old!" = 35 times
Estimated times I will want to smack people for singing that stupid New Year's song THAT NO ONE KNOWS THE WORDS TO OR KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS = too friggin many!!!
Seriously, what the hell is that song anyway? I think it's seriously outdated. I think we need a new one.
Here's the old one that IS SO GAY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
'AULD LANG SYNE'
music & lyrics by Robert Burns
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind
'Should you blow that thing in my face,
So really, just make up your own words to this old tune. I'm just giving you some rough ideas.
Now go out and make up your own traditions. And please forego the stupid 'resolutions' My new year's resolution is to not make any resolutions. Nobody ever does them anyway, and it just makes you feel guilty.