I can't wait to finally GET A JOB, buy that kick ass temperapedic mattress, put on my purple pajamas, place arbitrary items on top of the mysteriously unsheeted mattress (such as a glass of red wine), and jump on the bed like a friggin moron, because THAT MAKES SENSE.

P.S., bid on my first ebay auction!! Yay!! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2883054168