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Itchy and Scratchy

2004-02-04 @ 6:33 p.m.

Itchy and Scratchy

So the other day was "Groundhog Day", and once again it is 'predicted' by the 'groundhog' that we will have another 6 weeks of winter. Which is great, cuz I actually like winter.

But I could use a little less of the dry-skin-action that makes my skin so damn itchy that I want to sleep with a bunch of porcupines. What is a group of porcupines called anyway? There seems to be a specific name for all types of 'groups'. A flock of seagulls, a cattle of cows, schools of fish, etc. Who comes up with these names anyway? I think a group of porcupines should be called a 'spike of porcupines'. I think that fits.

So anyway I would sleep with the spike and hopefully the pain of the constant needles will distract me from the pain of being so damn itchy all the time.


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