2002-11-19 @ 12:00 a.m.
Here are some common misconceptions and idiosyncrasies about chickie-legs:
1) I do not like green eggs and ham.
4) Yes, it's true, whenever I use the restroom, I instinctly open the shower curtain to check for ghosts.
4) I am left-handed.
7) I cannot count to 10.
8) I have hairy-man-arms.
5) My left ear and eye is signficantly lower than my right.
6) I am a hypocrite when it comes to sharing of chocolate-like-foods.
10)I cheated at poker, and kept the money. I also stole chips from someone in particular, and he's the one person that doesn't know about it. And I seriously doubt he will ever read this.
9) Life is not all about the choices you make. The hokey pokey. That's what it's all about.