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E-Harmony guy is a chipmunk

2004-06-07 @ 12:14 a.m.

Is it just me, or this guy ridiculous?

- Separated at birth?

I swear I just want to run up to him, shove nuts in his cheeks and then punch him in the face. Which, I imagine is a good way to crack the nuts and then eat them. He' s a good nutcracker, that e-harmony guy. )Which makes me a bit of a 'ball-buster', I guess)

"When you're ready for the love of your life, and have swallowed all of your pride, give us a few hundred bucks and we'll find SOMEONE for you, you pathetic loser."

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