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LeeboZeebo - 2005-01-05 02:52:40
I also dissected a fetal pig in high school. I cut the top of its head off and made it do a little dance as it showed the class its brains with a "Top of the Mornin' to ya!" Then I had to slice out its tongue so it wouldn't tell anyone my secrets. I basically spent all my time horrifying the shit out of my Biology II professor in my senior year.
DrBigBeef - 2005-01-05 08:59:48
Check out my fetal pig story at: http://drbigbeef.diaryland.com/041109_3.html
Stacy - 2005-01-05 09:39:24
You were on the Don and Mike show? Cool. I just moved to this area and have discovered they are the next best thing to Howard Stern, seeing as I don't get up early enough to listen. Or I forget it's on because I am not used to it being on a radio station I can actually pick up. Where I come from, the most risque radio we have, is a country station. Beat that all you East Coasters! I am now the envy of all. The pig thing, we had to name ours in our high school biology class. To me, that was the sickest act of all. Here, let me name the pig ONLY to mutilate it. I lasted until the second day. We had to break it's jaw, I heard all these cracking noises, I vomited on the floor, and spent the next eight weeks in the library doing the dissection via papers and diagrams.
Sarah - 2005-01-05 10:09:26
Beth - 2005-01-05 10:23:31
yeah yeah, that's what I meant...
annie - 2005-01-05 13:09:21
don and mike...they're a staple of my life...HAVE to listen...do you still listen? so, i probably heard you on there. i'm always waaaaay too far away to join in their tom foolery and hijinks! which celebrity do you most resemble??? so, you mentioned in the title of your entry that love stinks...then good 'ol bill is referencing some expressed feelings and a 'him'...it's all so confusing...were you in love w/the fetal pig (or don or mike...perhaps rob-a) and emailed him to convey this...or, is this mystery in the words not yet typed as you continue to edit your entry....hmmm, inquiring (and gossip mongering) minds wanna know!
Beth - 2005-01-05 13:35:12
well...I haven't listened in a while, don't get the chance to, and they haven't been 'that good' in my opinion. The celebrity..sandra bullock.. dr. hardcrab will attest to that. and the last part I had to delete b/c the person in question...well it's a long story. Bill just happened to read this entry before I deleted that info...I will update when I know more on that situation..until then this entry is just about random impulsive tales of the chickie leg variety.
cloudy - 2005-01-05 13:41:15
You were the winner in a bitch slapping contest, of course!
annie - 2005-01-05 14:28:09
yes, d&M aren't as good as they once were, but i still get a good chuckle every now and then...especially when they hang up on peeps or just call them losers straight up...c'mon idiots should be told that they're idiots (and suck) when they do...cuz their idiots and they cannot figure that out for themselves!!! dontchya think??? so, is this a lost love in question? is he your lobster? is there a whole in your heart where his image was torn out while it still beat? again, i have an inquisitive mind..er..well, okay, so...i'm just plain nosey...but a fantabulous listener (or reader in this case as it's a comments page...yeah, okay....and that's the end of this comment!).
annie - 2005-01-05 15:04:06
ahhh...lobsters have claws...they can cut you...and you may bleed...but then you can say a few profanities and stick 'em in a boiling pot of water, and watch 'em struggle to get out of that pot while they suffer a long, tragic death!
Beth - 2005-01-05 15:05:31
did you ever notice that 'sebastian the crab' is already dead? think about it...can you say 'Zombie Crab'??
annie - 2005-01-05 15:43:23
...and that lumier is a talking (and singing) candlestick, who was never really 'alive,' and sadly...now...that inanimate objects' life giving voice over talent has gone on to that big candle snuffer in the sky...okay, so a random babble of nonsensicalism just came out...sorry...yes, sebastian surely would be dried and dead if it weren't for that dang michael eisner and his team of animators!!!
Beth - 2005-01-05 15:45:11
No, I mean the fact that he is red..dead crabs are red..live ones are blue...
annie - 2005-01-05 15:53:15
rrrrright...! so, i was sooo not on your wavelength...but...now i am! isn't sebations supposed to be a lobster? i'm so confused...mommy!?!
Beth - 2005-01-05 15:55:28
I'm pretty sure he's a crab....b/c he was always 'crabby'.
JuddHole - 2005-01-05 15:59:15
Don't be editing cutie-puss, 'cause now I'm all missin' out 'n shit.
Email me the juicy's?
And now, as if I couldn't be more in love with you, you go throwing around quotes of the Best Movie Ever.
'*sigh* You know I'm training to be a cage fighter...'
Beth - 2005-01-05 16:06:27
sweet. sorry, I'll fill you in...and then you can fill me in. I mean sweet!
LJ - 2005-01-05 16:23:09
Oh dear dear Chickie ... please never change, only improve.
Bill - 2005-01-05 18:23:05
I love "random impulsive tales of the chickie leg variety!"

Sorry to cause so much hoopla (yeah - I said hoopla - get over it) with my comment... you should have just edited it too... Who needs to know all of the intimate details between you and the fetal pig anyway?
Ricky - 2005-01-05 20:25:13
Well....... err....... that's what i get for reading a diary at 4 in the morning and then waiting till I get back from work to comment. So .... yeah ......... and all day i was thinking about it ..... well, not all day, like when i was in a store and that girl told me I had beautiful eyes and then laughed and said she was joking or when I almost ran over a cat in my semi or when I pulled up to a place and got out and there was chunks of spew on the ground .......... I didn't think of you at all during those times but the rest of the time I did. And here I am with nothing to talk about and yet i'm still talking ....... but just for the record, if it had been me, I would have. You know what I mean. But :::::::holds my fingers in the shape of a "W and speaks in a valley girl voice":::::::: Whatever. ;)
christopher - 2005-01-06 23:56:12
I see fetal pigs at the beach all the time, but then again, I go to the beach in New Jersey
Ginny - 2005-01-07 18:32:40
So. Here's what I have to say about fetal pigs. We have to sell this chart at the bookstore called "The concise fetal pig" and it's totally just a picture of this fetal pig all dissected and stuff... and it's way gross. I can't even bare to look at it. If someone needs it, I just take them over to the shelf and point and say "that... you need that" and walk away... and when it comes to the counter... i wretch(retch?) and heave... and try to look away... and sell them the gross fetal pig chart. Biology is so icky. And that's all I have to say about fetal pigs. I never disected anything in high school. I opted out and just drew diagrams of worms and crayfish and stuff instead.

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