Speak to me people:

Joshua Allen Bennett - 2004-11-16 09:53:11
hey you should change the first one to
"Jay-Z, Q-Tip, P.Diddy, Ja Rule, XZibit, 50 Cent and Beyonce walked in and started a fight at the Vibe show"
because then you will learn a little history at the same time
Beth - 2004-11-16 09:59:50
yeah... I actually wrote this last night before I heard about that. I said write your own!!! No improving mine!!
Joshua Allen Bennett - 2004-11-16 10:24:49
"geez sorry about that, no need for so many exclamation points though! it was merly a ironic suggestion a joke if you will, at least I didn't metion that old dirty basterd died couple days ago..umm do you think they are connected?..."
Beth - 2004-11-16 10:26:07
who knows. And I thought he changed his name to 'dirt mcnert' or something?????????? Too many question marks??? mmm????
beth - 2004-11-16 10:27:13
p.s. you had no V in that last one.
Joshua Allen Bennett - 2004-11-16 10:33:49
oh that's becuase the V key on my keyboard is missing.... ummm D'oh
bethany - 2004-11-16 13:46:09
get a room!
Ginny - 2004-11-16 14:59:45
You're so funny. Ok here's mine. It's random and long but funny! "If you've been extra lonely and need a friend, don't be stupid, mean, or lazy - jolly drag queens work in a pinch!" :) You should have seen the prepositional phrases I wrote for my sister last night. Like "the king of town was burried in a box of peas beneath the ground."
Kate - 2004-11-16 17:17:08
"My friend Victoria Beckham (queen of hand jobs and extra special young woman) possesses a certain slimness known only to zebras and gazelles." Ah well, i can but try!
Brian - 2004-11-16 22:43:52
Lazy dogs are outdated? I'M outdated for not knowing that.
Beth - 2004-11-16 23:24:29
A++++ for Kate and Ginny, D-+ for Wiggie..dude you didn't even TRY.
Bill - 2004-11-17 02:45:56
A happy young blonde's favorite letters when playing many games of scrabble were 'j,k,q,v,x,and z'
invisibledon - 2004-11-17 14:55:54
The group of acquaintances lazily browsed the six major avant-garde kiosks.
Cloudy - 2004-11-17 17:02:40
Typing was the class I most cut in high school. As a result, I am a two-finger typer (the fastest in the west) & the above is lost on me.

Tell me your life story in 24 words. GO! :

name please:
electronic mail address:
what's your m-fing website m-fer?:

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