Speak to me people:

Bill - 2004-10-29 02:28:12
I understand not wanting to update - and I will still be here when you get back. Because I think you are pretty damn cool - whether you are being funny or not.
Rick - 2004-10-29 02:53:33
Dittto what Bill said. :)
Dr. Hardcrab - 2004-10-29 06:19:03
Yo Beffers, Don't beat yourself up about this. You know we will always check in with you to see how your life is going! We also understand that you HAVE a life and can't always be updating it. Keep on keepin' on, shugah! When I get that new network going ("The Crab Network! It's Must 'C' TeeVee!!!") you are going to be my head writer for my late night comedy show going up against SNL! Oh yeah: and Jimmy Fallon will hired to be your love slave!! ;-] Hang in there! You know we love you! Ah! To be 20 years younger....*sigh*
gerg69 - 2004-10-29 09:28:13
Up till three in the morning? You should call me sometime to Bullshit if you're up that late. (Yes, I know how you're feeling.)
Amy - 2004-10-29 09:29:25
I love you Beth! Wanna go see a movie tonight or something? :0)
razor-vixen - 2004-10-29 09:41:21
HEy we all get this way sometimes. We'll be waiting for your return!
Doc - 2004-10-29 09:42:02
I am 100%, exactly in your shoes. Except, I'm rude to people on the phone. Why wait until they do it to me? ;)
oldoddman - 2004-10-29 11:35:19
Bethie, I was glad you opened up to everyone. Communication is the key and you are damned good at it. "This too will pass"...and it will be a bright and sunny day again... I love you!
Beth - 2004-10-29 11:39:32
thanks Dad :) I love you too..you want to see a movie with Amy and I tonight? I'm thinking either 'saw' or 'the grudge'...
JuddHole - 2004-10-29 12:49:58
I don't care if you're funny or not, I just like reading your shite.
Shit lady, you tell me the sam ting, and show me all sorts of love when I'm a big mopey-butt.
Well, not ALL sorts of love (No idea that your dad reads this. I'll stop talking about your naked heaving breasts and stuff like that.)
Speakin' o' that love, I even saved that damn eyepatch to remind me of days that were worse than these. I wasn't near as cute as you though. YAR!
Email me if you need, baby.
Cloudy - 2004-10-29 13:10:09
I am sorry that you are feeling all out of sorts, but I am glad you wrote that last post. Very honest & well-expressed. I love reading you in any form.
Joshua Allen Bennett - 2004-10-29 14:15:13
glad your opening up to people, glad people are learning more about the 'complete' you, glad that they are falling more in love with you knowing the 'complete' you...
Oscar lover - 2004-10-29 18:15:54
Come over. I miss you! I need you. xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
matt - 2004-10-30 01:15:43
Today at work, someone accidentally unplugged their back up battery for their computer, which made it beep a few times every few seconds... it sounded like a microwave. So every time it beeped, I yelled "Hot Pockets are done." I don't care what you say, that's funny.
RoBeRt - 2004-10-30 01:45:04
Well, I am one of the many that you do not know, but although that is the case I feel like I know you. I have been reading you for some time now and I find you very amusing. You actually cross my mind any time I have a super glue accident,which is much more often than it should be. Oh yea, and any time I see one of those chinese paper ball things (c'mon, that's some funny shit) You are good at what you do and maintaining an online diary can be quite a task (I have never made it past a couple entries in any one that I've started). So take your time and return when you feel ready. I'm sure all of us will still be here ready to read when you do...no pressure. Thank you kindly for the entertainment that you provide. Good luck in all that you face.
Gary - 2004-10-30 01:51:42
I think the fact that so many people come to your blog says an awful lot about YOU, as a person. It shows that you really needn't worry about being funny all the time. *No one* is funny *all the time*... sometimes we have to be sad, or angry, or bored. Such is life. Whether you choose to keep the non-funny stuff to yourself, or express it here, is up to you, but no one would think ill of you for it, one way or the other. Hell, all I do is complain on mine :) Just keep pushing ahead, you'll be alright. Like the poster with the little kitty says, "Hang in there, baby!" PS: I think if an SNL Trivia showdown was to occur, it would be YOU who sucks it... BIG TIME. I gots mad SNL skillz, yo!

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