Speak to me people:

Joshua Allen Benett - 2004-08-03 01:07:00
At least I am not worried you aren't getting enough sleep ;)
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Beth - 2004-08-03 09:04:01
dude, I learned it from watching you Mr. 1 AM!! Besides I think my clock was wrong, I don't think it was that late..
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Mr. 1 AM - 2004-08-03 10:17:34
haha dude... I am the king of turning back my clock so it appears that it is earlier then it really is... it is a mind game really so I don't feel so tired..but sometimes I look outside and am amazed that the sun comes up at 'midnight'... freaks me out every single time...
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Brian - 2004-08-03 12:42:36
My wife once threw out uncooked hamburger...well, she threw it out into a closet because she thought she'd take it down to the garbage bin later. But she forgot about it afterwards. This was during a stretch of three 90 degree days. It smelled like a corpse was in our apartment eventually. We had to move out for 2 days while we aired it out.
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Mom - 2004-08-03 15:26:24
Maybe it's a dead rat. Maybe it crawled into one of your shoes. I'll come over to visit soon!
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Mom - 2004-08-03 15:26:39
Maybe it's a dead rat. Maybe it crawled into one of your shoes. I'll come over to visit soon!
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Beth - 2004-08-03 15:35:51
Funny..I've heard that before..at least twice before actually..mmmm.
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LJ - 2004-08-03 16:05:58
They tell of a story in this here parts of a day when they hid an uncooked prawn under the desk of a Pastor in our office. It took about a month for him to figure out why no one wanted to meet in his office. The prankster has been paying ever since. Lesson learned: know your enemy, and check under everything!
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bigpimpinmba - 2004-08-03 16:19:24
Reminds me of when I went to a friend's Christmas party a few years ago. He had it catered with all sorts of lunch meat. My friends and I decided that the lunch meat would make outstanding Christmas tree ornaments, especially in places that he couldn't see. Many a giggle was had that night as we trimmed that tree. You don't live with a guy named Bill and still have a Christmas tree up from about 5 years ago, do you?
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Bethie - 2004-08-03 16:39:24
Noo, being that I've only lived there 3 months, by myself..but see I think it's b/c Im right next to the elevators which are right next to the trash room... *sigh* I think it's a fruitless cause. I need to get one of those air sucker-thingies.
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scizott - 2004-08-03 21:47:32
maybe it's the trash room?? are you saying you want us to come visit you? some of us are doing band camp right now, but we could come up on the weekend.
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Carolyn - 2004-08-04 07:28:41
I know that your heart is set on being in the entertainment industry, but have you ever considered being a writer for Saturday Night Live? Better yet, you need your own sitcom - you already have a great name for the show. I mean, who wouldn't watch a show named chickie-legs??
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Beth - 2004-08-04 08:45:10
I would do ANYTHING to work for SNL, well almost anything, unless Jimmy Fallon is involved... my mom says the same thing. (about working for SNL not sleeping with Jimmy)
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