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Bill - 2004-01-16 00:49:42
So I would have to imagine that one of the lines uttered most often at 'Grandma's Place' would be "Holy Crap, Grandma's got white hair all over!" (I am so sorry...)
Joshua Allen Bennett - 2004-01-16 01:02:15
Ironically I just got back home from visting my grandma.....during the visit I asked her why she has a red light turned on outside..she replied with "oh joshie that was for christmas the green light burnt out just the other day" boy was I stupid for believing her... the other Ironic part of my story is that my grandma's first name is Roxanne..... *Josh's favorite line from the diary* "cookies are nice and fresh and in your face" I know there is a sexual refrence in there somewhere..it is on the tip of my tougue I am just having trouble putting my finger on it right now... get it...tougue....finger...ohhhh
bethie - 2004-01-16 01:11:33
Lol, actually josh I'm surprised, I thought you would have liked the golden girls/golden years reference. YOU FAIL!! j/k I always new your grandma was the leader in the nc red light suburban district! ZINGAAH
Joshua Allen Bennett - 2004-01-16 01:47:58
How did you know that about my grandma...do you ladies hold monthly national meetings or something....BURRRNNN
Gravis Zero - 2004-01-16 12:06:52
whatever... dirty old men like the 21 year old girls.
scizott - 2004-01-16 17:57:31
perhaps little beth should open one of these establishements in her home. You can do it in the basement. It can be "Beth's Dungeon" and you can.....well, i'd better stop before i get myself in trouble :)

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