Speak to me people:

a person - 2004-01-06 08:28:12
:0) I don't think there is anything profitable in harvesting flies... you are infested.
Brian - 2004-01-06 12:46:30
Once I forgot that there was a mini-compost bin in my kitchen (required BY LAW), and all of a sudden, my house was infested with thousands of little fruit flies. I would stay up all night killing hundreds, but more and more would come. I'm still paranoid from the whole experience.
Gary - 2004-01-06 13:09:55
I'm apalled. Hoboes don't belong in attics, they belong in trainyards and in back alleys, where they're free to stumble, drink, fight, and be the hoboes God intended them to be. Shame on you, Bethie, shame... on... you.
Bethie - 2004-01-06 14:24:26
Alright smart ass, I changed it, but look at the time when I wrote this entry!!! yarr!
Joshua Allen Bennett - 2004-01-06 18:10:15
well if you think your a dork, in college me and my buddy did a little project together and we taped little light sabers (from the action figures) onto the legs of flies and we video taped it, it was cool becouse they supplied their own sound effect... I think we called it 'Fly Wars' ...I still have the video if you want to see it. I was the evil fly swatter guy, I wore all black and talked into a moving fan so my voice will sound cool.
Gravis Zero - 2004-01-06 19:46:11
not a fan of constant annoyances. fly do suck pun intended). i have found that sly swatters are useless. there is a bit of physics behind my reasoning but regaurdless they rarely work. one thing that i know works well are these round sticky rolls that have little attachments to the wall. apparently it smells/tastes good to flys and they land on it. its too much for them and they die there. that collects lots of them well. for immediate gradification of killing a fly around you is getting a wet/dry vac that are used in garages and whatnot. the suction should be enough to get them at close range with the attached hose. it would be much better than a fly swatter. i think fly swatters are a scam. they have never worked for me.
Bethie - 2004-01-06 23:51:02
by the way, when I said 'smart ass', I was referring to 'a person' , which then later I realized was ' my mother'. so sorry mom for calling you a smart ass..Brian. that's just gross. but at least large flies are easier to kill than fruit ones. Gary, shame on me???? ..okay yeah...shame on me. Josh, I do want to see that video NOW. Gravis, we actually have fly paper , but my mom refused to put it WHERE THE FLIES ACTUALLY ARE b/c it's 'ugly' but oh yes, mom, flies all over the house is so damn pretty.
Brian - 2004-01-07 00:40:23
Get one of those little fly zapper things...do they work inside? So much entertainment...zap...zap...zap...zap...zap...zap...I'll stop now.
Gary - 2004-01-07 01:35:54
You could do what that one guy did, the guy who burnt down his apartment building killing wasps with a lighter and a can of hair spray, but... no wait, don't do that.
Beth - 2004-01-07 02:35:40
yeah I asked about the indoor fly zapper...but the folks weren't too pleased. so i've been rotating my sudden visits to friends houses lately. 'hey beth nice to see you, it's been a while!' ...yeah been hearing that a lot.
Brian - 2004-01-07 11:28:32
So the flies would drop dead on the floor...that's what brooms are for. Or swifters, cause you don't clean anymore, you swifter. Am I even spelling that right? Honestly, wasps are worth burning your apartment for. If his place was infested with wasps, the building wasn't worth saving.
Gary - 2004-01-07 14:30:29
Actually, it wasn't an infestation, just a nest hanging under a ledge outside his window. He sprayed it with an entire can of insecticide (not hair spray, like I'd thought), then lit it on fire, causing it to explode, which lit his apartment, and two neighboring buildings, on fire (effectively burning them down). On the bright side, it happened it Switzerland, and no one cares about the Swiss anyway (those neutral bastards).
Brian - 2004-01-07 16:03:38
Infestation, nest, doesn't matter...what matters is, fire clenses. Did I spell that right? Clenses? Oh, I'm so embarassed. Two posts in a row... The Swiss are just happy when you don't mistake them for Swedes. And that's how I plan to take over their country.
bethie` - 2004-01-07 21:15:29
i thought my chocolates tasted funny.. har har har har har...hmmm chocolates..

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