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Brian - 2003-11-06 12:24:02
That raises an interesting question: Why don't cats like bacon?
Beth - 2003-11-06 16:03:08
Don't even act like it's not Happy Skinny Fore Arm Day wiggie. DON'T EVEN
Brian Skinner - 2003-11-06 17:40:57
While my flabby fore arms (yes, you can have flabby fore arms) may balk (BALK!) at your holiday...I remain tolerant of Happy Skinny Fore Arm Day. But only tolerant, nothing more!
Bill - 2003-11-06 23:53:43
When you were a youngster, didn't you love the feeling you got as you tried to go to sleep on Skinny Fore Arm Eve? You couldn't sleep though. Hell no! The next day was Skinny Fore Arm Day! Now that I am older, I don't get that feeling anymore. I think it has something to do with the fact that the holiday is so commercialized now. I mean, I walk into Target the day after Newspaper Carrier Day (September 4th - really) and they already have the Skinny Fore Arm Day stuff up!
Beth - 2003-11-07 01:42:50
Yes, Bill. I have also had this quandry. Well it was more of a 'annoyance' than a quandry. But I wanted to look smart there...sorry. But seriuosly, Target is probably the biggest culprit of quan..uh problem. And the character 'Skinny Armenian' I find HIGHLY offensive. I always tell kids that he is NOT what the holiday is all about.
christopher - 2003-11-07 20:25:47
I miss all the cool stuff
Bill - 2003-11-07 22:01:35
I understand that Jesus had skinny fore arms, and he is the reason for the season. At least that is what I think the bumper sticker said. I was driving pretty fast when I read it. And talking on my cell phone. And drinking a beer. And loading my gun, which by the way you can take from me when you pry it out of my skinny dead fore arms.
Christopher - 2003-11-08 00:00:01
I don't make the list, I just deliver it.

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