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Amy - 2003-10-23 08:55:48
You weren't alone. They searched my purse and dumped everything out into the "tray." Then they confiscated my lighter, that didn't even work! Yet they let you keep the nail file. Go figure. Oh yeah, and, you're silly.
Bill - 2003-10-23 10:55:40
I flew down to Destin, FL over the summer. Part of my security check involved a prostate exam. At least that is what the guy said... Now that i think about it though, he was not wearing a security uniform. And during the exam, both of his hands were on my hips. You don't think... Nah, couldn't be...
Bethie - 2003-10-23 13:19:43
Thanks Amy..I remember that. But I also recall you laughing at me when they made me strip to music against a pole. I don't remember YOU doing that. And oh yeah, you're ghetto. And patch is bad with money.
waldenponder.diaryland.com - 2003-10-23 23:19:59
You must remember that security staff are poorly paid and bored stiff. In a way you are ensuring that our security personnel are adequately amused so they will remain on the job. Thanks for doing your part soldier.
Bri - 2003-10-23 23:20:36
heh, i didnt have any trouble going through security the last time i flew (about a month ago) but i did have one issue when i landed...i went to get my luggage, and it wasnt there, so i went to report it. I showed the "baggage lady" my luggage-check-thingee and she informed me that my suitcase was on a plane that wasnt going to land for 2 more hours...and i was supposed to be on that plane. yeah, the crazies of american airlines let me get on the wrong plane. sure it got me there, but still...it scares me. Love yourself and keep the glitter alive!
ann-frank - 2003-10-24 00:18:12
as a coffee drinker who flies on occasion I have learned a thing or two: no cargo pants on the plain and always wear clean socks. not that they would notice my foot-funk with their security bo going on! funny. stuff.
Casey - 2003-10-24 02:48:42
I rode on a plane for the first time since 9/11 earlier this summer. I accidentally packed a shiny new bag of bic razors. And they screamed at me when I didn't take off my shoes. They so thought I was a terrorist. I'm probably on file with the FBI, now.
faye - 2003-10-24 03:48:46
ohh... that made me laugh a lot, especially at stupid oclock in the morning. i was made to take off my belt in a spanish airport, but that was pre-9/11, so i guess it doesnt count... never mind. xx
Jason - 2003-10-28 20:10:17
my friend joked that his very new expensive walkman was full of plastic explosive so they wpulled it to pieces and broke it.. served him right
Beth - 2003-10-29 00:33:59
ooh man! That's hilarious. My brother and I kept on reciting the dialogue from "Meet the Parents" where Ben Stiller was on the plane refusing to put down his carry on. "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb- dabomb'. what if I was a bombader?' I kept on telling him not to say it so loud..,fortunately no one heard us.

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