Ugh. I haven't been feeling well lately. My stomach has been bothering me a lot for some reason. I think I have stomach cancer. Or an ulcer. Or an alien living inside of my stomach waiting for the apocolypse so it can burst out of my navel and ride the white horse to heaven.....or I have that disease where I think I have every disease...what is it called? My memory is shit. I think I have alzheimer's.