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Measure this!

2003-11-11 @ 11:04 p.m.

Measure This!

If there is anything more annoying than really skinny happy people, it is really skinny happy people incessantly measuring their waist. Just to mock me.

They do it EVERYWHERE THEY GO. Look for yourself!

"Whew! I'm still skinny! I just had to make sure I didn't gain any weight since I ate that grape this morning! Imagine how red my face would get if I got fat! (well, that is, if I was actually able to have enough energy to pump blood to actually reach my face, ..that is)"

This madness needs to end. NOW.

p.s. happy 100th entry to me! yea

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