2002-09-20 @ 8:46 p.m.
Ode to Hawaiian Punch
Hawaiian Punch, in your blue can so bright,
'How's about a nice Hawaiian Punch?!', you ask,
And I declare, 'Yes! Punch me!...
So then you punched me,
but it did not hurt that bad b/c you are a a little midget Hawaiian dude holding a glass with a big ole goofy grin on your face.
Which really isn't that threatening...but I would take a punch in the arm everyday by you, you little midget, you...if it meant I could drink the most delicious drink in the whole wide world. Well, I would even go as far to say that this is the most delicious drink in the galaxy. For I seriously doubt that the supposed water found on Mars is all that tasty.
'Fruit Juicy Red'...that's the flavor.
Did you know that they have other flavors? WELL THEY DO. right here .
Check that out!
Sometimes when I am sleepy, or depressed I run to my refridgerator, pause, then try to remember why I came to the refridgerator. Oh yes! The hawaiian punch, so I get a can, and drink it in 4 seconds flat. I bleed Hawaiian Punch.