Speak to me people:

Gary - 2004-11-18 15:40:44
When I was a kid, my mom used to take me and my sister with her whenever she went to the grocery store. Every now and then, an old person in the store would fart aloud and not even acknowledge what he'd just done. I was like "What the ...?". I was baffled. I've seen it happen on numerous occasions. Once, some old guy farted while we were standing *right behind him in line*. Every time it happened, it left me shocked, disgusted, and highly amused. I thought it was some funny-ass shit back then (ok... I still do). My mom explained to me that they were so old, they no longer had control of it and that they didn't even know they were doing it... which *totally* blew my young mind. Old people... yep.
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Bill - 2004-11-18 22:49:11
I've always been a little afraid of old people. I think it may have something to do with the one time when I was a child and an old man killed my dad. (My apologies to Jack Handy)
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Miss Piggy - 2004-11-19 18:17:02
I always mistake houses for cars! Oh my God! Why, just the other day ...
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wiggie - 2004-11-20 14:27:03
I want to hear more about that guy's house.
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bethany - 2004-11-22 14:25:13
old people smell funny.
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anonymous - 2004-11-23 13:42:27
without seniors we would not have stories of yore, butterscotch candy, leftover rolls tucked away in granny's purse for later, and the comfort of knowing you'll be left in a nursing home to rot while your youngin's celebrate b-days and the holidays w/out YOU!!!...
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Beth - 2004-11-23 13:48:57
Please don't be anonymous..anyway I can't tell if you are upset with my entry. All of my jokes are in jest, I truly do love them, and I can see why my mother have always felt that way too...who is this?
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annie - 2004-11-23 14:03:59
surely my sarcasim was overlooked...i love all peeps. perhaps the nursing home was a bit raw...maybe i'm sad for my granny who is stuck in one w/only one way out...i did like my bit about the rolls...crackers and rolls always ended up in her purse...because you never know when you'll be hungry.
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annie - 2004-11-23 15:27:41
...some old people smell good...like old spice and jean nete'...hopefully one or the other..
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bethany - 2004-11-29 13:43:09
like rotten milk and applejacks
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Ricky - 2004-11-30 21:58:22
Hey! Just thought I'd say hey, and there I said it ...... so never let it be said I don't follow through on something ..... yeah ..... I talk too much..... and use little dots in my sentences too often ................. so ......... there you go. Take care - Ricky
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Ricky - 2004-11-30 21:59:28
Hey! Just thought I'd say hey, and there I said it ...... so never let it be said I don't follow through on something ..... yeah ..... I talk too much..... and use little dots in my sentences too often ................. so ......... there you go. Take care - Ricky
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