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Speak to me people:
Bill - 2004-07-25 22:18:13
Very funny entry. :-) P.S. If the vegetables ask about me, please tell them that I still have not forgiven the asparagus for what they did to my urine.
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Greglicious - 2004-07-25 22:27:14
Um, how dare you - I thought... I thought ice-cream was just seeing ME! I know, you're just the "other woman" in this whole creamy mess!
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scizott - 2004-07-25 22:46:36
Beth is hot,...don't worry about it.
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JuddHole - 2004-07-25 23:28:49
I'm thinking its time to finally throw down with that lying bitch, "beer."
She's used me and abused me (my gut, anyway) and now its time she and I had a serious talk.
Should I tell her you said, "hey?"
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Beth - 2004-07-25 23:48:25
No, beer is dead to me. Mention my name and you will be too.
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JoeCartoon - 2004-07-26 09:35:46
Hmmmm.... Talking to vegetables, eh? I think that is quite possibly the first visual sign of being clinically fuckin' nuts. (Sorry, that was only 20 words, assuming you count 'hmmmm' as a word.)
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bethany - 2004-07-26 11:25:41
holy crap, you are hilarious. i always reisted the temptation of clicking on your pirate banner, but i figured, what the hey... and man am i glad i did. you might be added as a fave, sweetheart. keep those fingers crossed!
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Kathy - 2004-07-26 11:39:14
Thanks for your comment. You do know how to put a smile on one's face. xoxo Kathy
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Nicole - 2004-07-26 12:27:10
:) your truly the best!
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littlebub - 2004-07-26 13:34:58
Holy goodness- that was fucking hysterical!
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Dawn - 2004-07-26 14:22:01
Thank was a great entry.
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Beth - 2004-07-26 14:23:48
You know what's funny is that I almost deleted this right after I wrote it, because I thought it was stupid, and nobody would find the humor in it... oh well works for me!
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littlebub - 2004-07-26 15:20:01
Re: JournalCon info-- see here http://www.journalcondc.com/
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Joshua Allen Bennett - 2004-07-26 21:10:23
Hey just wanted to leave a comment since I noticed it said "13 comments" and didn't want you to have any bad luck or anything... so now it is at 14
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Bigpimipinmba - 2004-07-27 07:54:15
That is some funny shiznit. I had to go home and have a talk with the Oreos. The rice cakes were cheering me on. You rock.
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Potato Chips - 2004-07-27 11:23:10
Please don't forget about me Chickie. We too have had so many lovely times toether. Don't you remember when onion dip came over and we had that wicked three-some together... oh wait... that was Maverick, not you. But remember, I once was a vegetable. I am now the good kind of vegetable... Fried.
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Olestra - 2004-07-27 14:02:02
You could always come back to me. Just because I caused the contents of your bowels to explode out of your ass doesn't mean we couldn't have some more fun together with Potato Chip. Think it over. I'll bring the handi-wipes.
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sloppy Joe - 2004-07-27 15:17:45
just wanted to let you know that we got six kids and we're doin' just fine
down in lunch lady laaaaaauuuuuuunnnnnndd!
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legs of the chickie - 2004-07-27 15:27:49
you should be kissing her mole and saying 'pleased to meet ya' sloopoppy joes, slopphoppy joes..
p.s. THERE'S NO HIDING IN IP LOOKUP! muhahahahahahaha
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Bun of the Sloppy Joe - 2004-07-27 15:33:03
who's hiding? dude I am sloppy Joe you know... the fun loving, 'meat all over your shirt,plate and floor' guy... I was the 'shitz' before they perfected the 'Hamburger'..
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warcrygirl - 2004-07-27 20:12:38
I'm on Atkins right now and I'm having a torrid affair with bacon and eggs. But every now and then I just have to have me some of Ice Cream's creamy goodness...so I do his cousin, Low Carb Half Baked Ben and Jerry's. I am a low carb whore.
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Jules - 2004-07-28 01:08:23
You're frickin hilarious. I love this entry!!!
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Mom - 2004-07-28 12:58:43
You are so funny! Very creative concept. You should be a writer for SNL.
Hey, I'm not just saying that cause you are my baby.
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