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HOOTERS2004-04-02 @ 5:45 p.m. Here's an email I got from MY PARENTS today....mmmmm yeahh.. DOUBLE DANG!! ------------ What Religion is Your Bra? (please take this all in humour)!! A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" asked the man. "Yes, there are 4 to choose from" replied the saleslady. "There's the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist". Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded: "It is all really quite simple... the Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright ...and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills." Bra Sizes - what they really mean! Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? {A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there.. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! |